sooo like I was just comparing notes with co-founder and President of the fanclub GEN!!1 right?
...OMFG you so totally are not gonna believe this guys!!... oh my god I think I'm gonna have a heart attack!!!!1
so like we both were talking about "aunt flo' and how she hasnt come to visit EITHER of us in waaaay too long... I mean like totally the same amount of time right? (LOL I know tmi hahaha but seriously this is sooo important)
so I'm like "WTF?" and she's like "WTFBBQ??" and we're both like "OMG!"
it is a total fact that we soooo could not be pregnant by any like natural means. i mean oh my god we are sooo totally saving ourselves for damashi right??// i mean obviously. okay but HERES THE THING OMG
like a month ago the President and I had the once-in-a-weekend opportunity to *actually* share a tent with *~*~*THE DAMASHI HIMSELF*~*~* I am so TOTALLY NOT KIDDING!!1!! I know right??/ okay so like it was me and the prez and damashi and like mostly it was a whole lot of snoring and kicking and elbowing and damashi hogging all the pillows (but that's so totally alright with us because he's damashi@!!10 god it was awesome.....
anyway our theory is thsi:: somehow in the middle of the night both MYSELF and my fellow satellite Gen must have totally experienced this kind of simultaneous inarticulate conception by NONE OTHER THAN DAMASHI!!!!!!1
our guess is that we were in such close proximity to damashi's gloriousness and totally incredible sex drive (omg j/k heheheheheehehehe) ... that we were just, like, IMPREGNATED on the spot without him even havint to TOUCH us !!!!11
this is the best thing thats ever happened to me in my whole life!!111 I mean this is even better than that one time i found some of damashi's chewing gum on my shoe!!11 I ... I mean me and Gen.... OMG ARE SO TOTALLY HAVING DAMASHI'S NOT-REALLY-LOVE-CHILDREN!!!!11111111!! I could wet myself wait I already did LOLOLOL OMG *dies*
i hope its a boy so i can name him Mini-mashi... hahahahaaha j/k I have nooooo idea what to name him...... I guess i'll just wait till the stork shows up huh?????//// howbout you Gen/?? I'm sooooooo excited we're having damashibabies together!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Current Mood: OMFGPREGNANT!!!!!!!!!